I was recently offered the opportunity to move to Brighton to work from an office, I figure it’s a great idea so what the hell, I’ll move, maybe there’s somewhere nice in Brighton!
My first browse of available apartments in Brighton was disappointing, but I figured more would become available at the start of the next month so I left it. At the start of January I returned to browsing and found an absolutely wonderful apartment (gallery here) and decided this was what I wanted.
I phoned the letting agent on January 16th to arrange a viewing, they said that the earliest possible viewing would be Wednesday 25th between 1 and 3, I agreed to view on January 25th at 1, the earliest available viewing.
Sunday 22nd of January, I book my train tickets for my 400 mile round trip to Brighton to view the apartment.
Tuesday 24th of January, day before viewing, I get a phone call. The current tenant can no longer do the viewing for the arranged day. My train tickets were only partially refundable, but with the cost of them I figured it was at least worth getting a partial refund, so I phone up and cancel them, refund processing. I’m quite annoyed.
Tuesday 24th of January… an hour later I have another phone call, after the letting agent spoke with the tenant and explained that I was travelling over 200 miles just to view the apartment she conveniently managed to make the viewing as agreed, so it’s back on. At this point I’m already out of pocket and decide this time I’ll get fully refundable flexible tickets, these cost more but can be refunded whatever as long as they’re not used. I also decide because the cost of first class is only about 30% more I may as well, I figured I could sit in a nice seat and use my laptop.
Wednesday 25th of January, day of the viewing. I wake up early, have a shower and get ready to leave. My train departs at 9:36. As I’m putting on my shoes my phone rings, it’s the letting agent. She tells me that she’s just been informed that the landlord has had another offer but it’s below the amount I am willing to pay, I confirm I’ll pay the list price, I also ask if the viewing is still on and she says yes. I walk to the train station.
It’s 9:36, my train is boarding and I sit down. Super comfy seats, they offer me tea and coffee but I’m already drinking DELICIOUS SPRITE. 10 minutes into my journey my phone rings, uh oh, it’s the letting agent.
Landlord has signed away the property to someone else, they offered below list price but because they agreed to his restrictive terms (6 months tenancy max because he wants to sell — this is fine for me as I can find a more reasonably priced long term apartment) he was eager to agree to their offer.
I’m sitting on an expensive train in first class, 10 minutes into the first 90 minute journey to go to view it and I’m told now that there won’t be any viewing, it’s been signed away to someone else.
Fuck (but not the end of the story, oh no)
I spend the next 80 minutes browsing the internet, train arrives at the station (London Euston) and I walk to platform 13, board the train back to Stafford and once again browse the internet for 90 minutes in fancy first class.
After arriving back in Stafford I thought about it a lot, I was very annoyed I’d lost the apartment of my dreams but some things just aren’t meant to be, shit happens.
While writing this post I got a call, it’s the letting agent again. The land lord has agreed that I can rent the apartment if I pay list price and agree to the terms he set out, which I’m fine with, so now I have to go back on the train to Brighton on Friday 27th to view the apartment.
If this apartment isn’t as I imagine, what I’ve built it up to be, I will cry. Maybe I’ll use the height of this one to terminate my existence.

tl:dr;
booked viewing for apartment
viewing cancelled
train tickets cancelled
viewing back on
train tickets booked
train boarded
viewing cancelled apartment gone
return home
apartment available
viewing booked friday
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Friday 27th January update
Had a phone call this morning, the viewing for today is cancelled and they’re going to try and arrange a new viewing for Monday 30th January. At this rate I might get to view it before I die! My train tickets for today were fully refundable though, so thankfully I’m not losing any more money.
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Monday 30th January update
As is apparently a running theme, I got a call and once again the viewing is cancelled. This time the landlord has decided instead that he no longer wants to rent the property he wants to sell it, he is requesting offers in excess of £600,000.
Final list of what happened is:
booked viewing for apartment
viewing cancelled
train tickets cancelled
viewing back on
train tickets booked
train boarded
viewing cancelled apartment gone
return home
apartment available
viewing booked friday
viewing cancelled
viewing booked
apartment removed from market
viewing cancelled
fin